(Professional Lap Whores@wiki -- "We sit on the laps People don't want too.")

This wiki was opened by myself [Dante Reznor] & Syk [Caged Singer], at first the lap whore stuff was a big joke between the three of us, (third person being Jer [Nothing is who I am])....... But then we started thinking, maybe there are more lap whores out there in the world.
Lost and confused looking for answers to the questions of why they are different, well heres the answers folks.

Q&A

Q:: Why do I want to sit on peoples laps all the time?
A:: Because you like many others have the lap whore gene, it turns on at puberity & makes us get the urge to sit on laps, doesn't matter whose it is.
Q:: Why do I have this gene?
A:: When you were born the magical imp known as Bottomsupsy came to your plastic crib and sprinkled a fine dust calls Sittinums on your tushie.. It went into you skin and over time flowed through your blood to the brain, making a home there. When your puberity started the genes awoke after a long sleep and started to give you cravings to sit on the laps.
Q:: Will I ever grow out of it?
A:: No, this will last for the rest of your life or unlife should you be a ghoul or vampire that's reading this.

I hope these answers will help you understand what's happening.. please join us if you wish to become one of the few Lap Whores of Elftown.
But take in mind, we follow rules and a code to live by, and you will be questioned if you want to join.

Thank You;
Management [Dante Reznor]
Members:: Lap Whores & Laps
Rules:: Rules of a Lap Whore